Street Life
So it was a good night last night. I did my first truly planned pub crawl in London (we've done pub crawls, but not with a map and stuff, yo). My goal for the evening was a.) not to stagger at any point, b.) not to mix drinks dangerously, and c.) not drink any of the crappy cheap red wine they serve in 99% of British pubs that inevitably results in a splitting hangover. I am proud to say that I accomplished all of the above.
We started at De Hems, which is probably one of the coolest bars I've been to in London. Maybe that's because it's modeled after a bar in Holland. Seriously though, great beer on draught, lots of energy, and when I turned up after acupuncture there were LOTS of people there for our little escapade. We were there for a bit (long enough for a pint of Leffe Blonde) and then went on to the pretentiously named LVPO for another bit. At some point someone bought a round of Sol beer. I will never for the life of me understand the fascination with this beer. Corona can't be THAT much more expensive, right?
At LVPO, my friend F and I started making noises about getting food. Turns out both of our significant others have refused to put us to bed ever again after a night out without dinner. And since we know they mean it, we started whining at our ringmaster about dinner. Which prompted someone to - as predicted - stick a bag of French Fries in my face. I think the entire neighborhood of SoHo heard me shout "French! Fries! are! not! dinner!" Also? They're disgusting. Hula Hoops are MUCH better. (Note: A cry of "Still hungry" got me a pack of Salt and Vinegar flavored French Fries.)
We didn't stay at the next place - The Pillars of Hercules - long. Or at least F and I didn't. After one drink we discovered that our ringleader had disappeared...a quick call to his mobile determined that - gasp! - he was off buying kebabs (Britain's answer to greasy pizza) and would meet us at the next bar. F and I beat him there then spent 5 minutes fighting about how no, we didn't think this nice cocktail bar would be too happy if ten of us sauntered in and opened up kebab takeaway in their establishment. Which meant we ate our kebabs on the street. 'Cause we're classy like that.
We ended up not at Freud's (the aforementioned home of cocktails in pint glasses, and one of the main reasons I ended up in London...too many cocktails in pint glasses will make a girl agree to anything) but at a sweet little place called the Old Crown, where I had just had lunch on Wednesday. This is one of the few bars in London that serves wine in proper glasses which earns it a little place in my heart forever. It also has a lovely organic menu, a really nice bar staff, and what I've dubbed the "party toilet" - two commodes in one stall in the girls' room. Because you know girls are going to share a stall anyway, why not make it easier?
We managed to score the entire room upstairs and tried (unsucessfully) to get the staff to send up drinks through the dumbwaiter. They had really lovely drinks there, actually. Something with gin and black raspberries and something else? Mmmm. At some point F realized she'd left her purse somewhere, so we went on a reverse crawl to find it (luckily at the PoH...and not all the way back at the beginning...). At some other point there was an ice fight (boys). There was some good natured yelling, boob grabbing (not mine. Ahem.), more drinks, and at some point someone actually left to go take a conference call with the States (at 11pm. No I kid you not.). And there was lots and lots and lots of laughing. I made it home easily in one piece and don't actually feel rotten today. No barf, no fines, no staggering, no fighting, just friends and laughing and a nasty kebab on Shaftesbury Ave.
Yep, it was a very good night.

































