I've Found a New Baby
Look at this gorgeous little man. I just couldn't resist.
**cue music** You all know the tune....
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
Oh out in the East Bay, there was a home
Oh out near Oakland, the Q's lived alone
Wilson, King of Rockridge, nicknamed Mini Q
Wilson, Duke of Diapers, he's come to join all of you
Don't think they teach parenting in the Helping Friendly Book
That's OK 'cause right now, he just needs his nook
Wilson, King of Rockridge, we can't wait to meet you
Wilson, Duke of Diapers, 'cause pee and poo is all you do
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
Duh duh...duh duh. Wiilllllllllllllsoooooooooon.
We talked to Dave and Jackie, Jo and Joel the same
When we got your email, and saw his Phishy name(henge)
Wilson, King of Rockridge, it's all so brand new
Wilson, Duke of Diapers, may only good come to you!
You got us all thinkin', 'cause you're the first one
I must inquire, Wilson, can your parents still have fun?
Woooo-oooah Wilson...
They can still have fun!*
Hugs and kisses to the whole Q family. Excuse the bad parody. I only indulge myself.
*Coventry version